Monday 10 February 2014

Laugh Out Loud!!

A young Jamaican father to be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying,
"Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife man!Her water broke man!She about born a child man!"
The Doctor came over and told the Father"Hold the lamp higher,now!
The father to be obliged , behold A baby's cry was soon heard.
The father cried out,"I is the proud father of a baby boy man!"
The Doctor again told the man ,"Hold the lamp higher ! Hold the lamp higher now man!"
The father again complied and to be sure another cry was heard.
The father excitedly proclaimed "Is twins!I got twins! I is doubly blessed!Glory to God!
The Doctor instructed "Hold the lamp higher ! Hold the lamp higher now man!
Sure enough a third cry  was heard!
The father ,somewhat  subdued ,in a nervous tone muttered,"Oh Thank Ja Jesus".
The Doctor repeated,Hold the lamp higher ! Hold the lamp higher now man!"a a short while yet a Fourth cry was heard .
The father said nothing,being lost in deep thought the
The Doctor for the fifth time commanded, "Hold the lamp higher!Hold the lamp higher now man!"
The father then asked ,"Doc ,me think we off the light now man,You think maybe is the light that is attracting them...

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